Kavanaugh’s Yale Roommate Agrees to FBI Interview

In a strange, weird reversal, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s Yale roommate has agreed to speak with FBI agents. Former United States Senator John ‘Bluto’ Blutarsky has reluctantly decided to speak to Federal agents regarding Kavanaugh’s behavior at Yale. The Big Grunt has exclusively learned that Blutarsky and Kavanaugh were both on ‘double secret probation’… Read More Kavanaugh’s Yale Roommate Agrees to FBI Interview

Kavanaugh’s Ex-Girlfriend Reveals: “It looked like a penis, only smaller.”

An ex-girlfriend of Judge Brett Kavanaugh revealed exclusively to ‘The Big Grunt’ today that Kavanaugh’s ‘johnson’ was disproportionately smaller than his inflated ego. Kavanaugh has been accused of several incidents of alleged sexual harassment that occurred during his high school and college years. Eileen Dover, the former classmate and girlfriend of the would-be Supreme Court… Read More Kavanaugh’s Ex-Girlfriend Reveals: “It looked like a penis, only smaller.”

Trump Fucks French President’s Wife, Causing International Scandal

In a story exclusive to The Big Grunt, we have learned that President Donald Trump fucked Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron. An unidentified White House spokesperson close to the President revealed this story that is causing international controversy. "President Trump couldn't resist her. After he commented on her body, he kept flirting with… Read More Trump Fucks French President’s Wife, Causing International Scandal

Betsy DeVos Eaten Alive by Grizzly Bear

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was savagely attacked and eaten alive while visiting a school in Fairbanks, Alaska yesterday. Recall that DeVos had ironically warned the Senate during her confirmation hearing last month that school officials should be armed with guns in case of such an attack.  “She warned us and the pinko, liberal Democrats mocked… Read More Betsy DeVos Eaten Alive by Grizzly Bear