Trump Fucks French President’s Wife, Causing International Scandal

In a story exclusive to The Big Grunt, we have learned that President Donald Trump fucked Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron. An unidentified White House spokesperson close to the President revealed this story that is causing international controversy. "President Trump couldn't resist her. After he commented on her body, he kept flirting with… Read More Trump Fucks French President’s Wife, Causing International Scandal

Betsy DeVos Eaten Alive by Grizzly Bear

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos was savagely attacked and eaten alive while visiting a school in Fairbanks, Alaska yesterday. Recall that DeVos had ironically warned the Senate during her confirmation hearing last month that school officials should be armed with guns in case of such an attack.  “She warned us and the pinko, liberal Democrats mocked… Read More Betsy DeVos Eaten Alive by Grizzly Bear