“It’s as American as baseball and apple pie” said Andrew Puzder, the CEO of Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s, as he announced plans to build a Carl’s Jr. at the White House next year. “This will give every American a chance to enjoy a Carl’s burger while they worship our new President.”
President-elect Donald Trump selected Puzder as the next Secretary of Labor. In addition to the White House Carl’s, Puzder plans to eliminate the Federal Minimum Wage while re-instituting the former American concept known as slavery.
Pudzer stated that Carl’s Jr. models will serve as hostesses.
When asked to comment on the plan, President-elect Trump stated: “I love this idea. Their breasts are going to be huge! Huge! Like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Well, I’ve seen them before, but you haven’t!”