Carl’s Jr. Restaurant to be built on White House lawn

“It’s as American as baseball and apple pie” said Andrew Puzder, the CEO of Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s, as he announced plans to build a Carl’s Jr. at the White House next year. “This will give every American a chance to enjoy a Carl’s burger while they worship our new President.”

President-elect Donald Trump selected Puzder as the next Secretary of Labor. In addition to the White House Carl’s, Puzder plans to eliminate the Federal Minimum Wage while re-instituting the former American concept known as slavery.

Pudzer stated that Carl’s Jr. models will serve as hostesses.

When asked to comment on the plan, President-elect Trump stated: “I love this idea. Their breasts are going to be huge! Huge! Like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Well, I’ve seen them before, but you haven’t!”

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