Ringling Brothers Folds Up Its Tent

The Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus announced that they are holding their final performances in May.

Kenneth Feld, CEO and son of the founder stated: “With the recent changes in Washington, D.C. it was impossible to staff our circus. We couldn’t get one clown to leave the Trump Administration to join our circus.  Even Bozo left us to become Secretary of State. On the bright side, we might be able to reopen the circus four years from now. And we might even consider shooting Donald Trump out of a cannon. That’s an act that would fill the big top every night.” 

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