Trump Fucks French President’s Wife, Causing International Scandal

In a story exclusive to The Big Grunt, we have learned that President Donald Trump fucked Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron. 
An unidentified White House spokesperson close to the President revealed this story that is causing international controversy. "President Trump couldn't resist her. After he commented on her body, he kept flirting with her. Later he grabbed her by the pussy, lifted her dress and really 'put the wood' to her." 

While causing permanent damage to US/French relations, Trumo apparently did not harm his marriage. Melania Trump was nonplussed when she learned of the President's marital indiscretion. "I never fuck that pig," said the First Lady. "I just want his money and when that's gone, so am I."  

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